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<font color="#101010" size="1">[ April 26, 2004 02:24 PM: Message edited by: -Wiseman- ]</font>
You knew that was going to get moderated.
I can't remember what was in it. I'll have to take your word for that.
How dare you edit my perfectly fine post!
j/k, but i really can't remember it all that well.
I can PM it to you if you want, I save all the messages I mod for at least a month.
No, don't. If i knew what was in that post, i'll get pissed and more crap will happen.
Long live Short term memory loss!
Long live OCB's almost eerie jolliness...*edges away slowly*.
And where have the 'what if's' gone? !e keep deviating dammit! Heres one...
What if sound didnt exist?
Whats that, I didn't hear you.
What if all your keyboard's key assignments suddenly became scrambled?
id tipe liek dis
What if so many teachers in America weren't so incompetent?
My sister wouldn't have to go to her special jail.
(What does this mean?)
What if your optical mouse transmuted into an OPTICAL mouse where you look at the screena dn blink a certain way to click to move the cursor.
I would hope not to play any FPS's anytime soon.
What if you travelled to the future and found out that apes ruled the planet?
I'd accuse the ape people of plagiarism from several movies.
What if all the rythms in the world were no more and there was just one, flat, plain, drum beat that all the songs in the world used?
You mean like Nick Mason being the drummer for every singer? :-p jk.
Anyways, I'd would come up with a new beat and make millions!
What if you discovered a comet would hit the Earth in two days?
I'd shit my pants.
What if farts smelled a heck of a lot better?
Maddox would have never wrote this.
What if you discovered your continent was going to sink into the ocean in the next three days?
I'd shit my pants! How many times are you gonna make me say it!?! Maybe I'm making a mistake being frank with you....j/k Hmmm, I'd prolly go to another continent. Then have a great time.
(Funny about the farts)
What if you suddenly shrank to being 4 inches tall?!
I'd get dirt on people I dislike.
What if you could revive one person and one person only who would you revive?
moses then we would watch the ten commandments together and he would point out all the inaccuracies ... then we would laugh lolz
btw im teh king of short term memory loss, i swear i have ADD.... lmao its proven i have CIDS XP
what if cuco shit his pants for anything that surprised him, even if its mild?
Help me! I'm drowning in shit!
God... what a way to go...
What if words could kill?
i think he meant if u sed "SHAZAM!" and the person u aimed it at died immediatly ... lol
i think then those ppl with that ability would probably be erradicated, put in camps, tested on in labs, or would rule the world... lolz kinda like X-men >_>;;;
what if there was no such thing as currency?
Words CAN kill.
The Marxist dream would be fullified.
What if the ideas of 4chan became the ideas of the world?
im too lazy to read so ill say farts will smell like popouri
What if everyone's car looked like this: [img]graemlins/car.gif[/img] ?
not that many ppl would be fascinated by cars lol
what if our faces could actually morph with our expressions like in anime
We would no longer need clowns to give us funny faces.
What if they made a sequel to Army of Darkness? (Not that bad of an idea, actually.)
There are rumors that an Ash vs. Freddy vs Jason movie might happen,
Scifi conducted a poll on who would win and 90% said Ash.
Yea, Ash would pwn them both. He'd refuse to sleep just to piss off Freddy and then pwn Jason with the boomstick.
Freddy:Kekeke!! Hahah!
Jason:*slice slice*
Ash: This..is..my BOOMSTICK!!! Hooah!
"Hail to the King!"
Ever play the DC Evil Dead game?
Can't say I have, was it any good?
It was reeaaally hard, but pretty funny and entertaining.
Kind of spooky too, you could walk around the cabin and random stuff would happen(bad guy appears through wall, jumps through window, suddenly appears,) IT definitely had the funny stuff in there, and later in the game there was NPC interaction(a la the people in the castle) that was rumored to be HILARIOUS.
Oh man, that'd be so awesome. If I find it I'll buy it for sure.
What if i didnt know who ash was? =P
What if you could have a personal people filter in real life, so you can ban the people you dislike and never see/hear/bump into them again?
Cav-I'd feel sorry for you and tell you to go rent The Evil Dead, The Evil Dead 2, and Army of Darkness.
Wiseman-90% of the world would be banned.
What if the Bermuda (sp?) triangle transported people back/forward in time?
I'd get to go back in time to centuries 4-8 and appear to be a prophet to the Japanese, and tell the Emperors the Kanji? are evil gaijin? characters, and they must use this very simple alphabet some Roman guys invented for great justice.
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?: Chinese characters used in Japanese, a pain in the ass to learn (nearly 2000 "important kanji" used in written Japanese, well over 20 strokes for some, misleading radicals, and up to 10 different pronunciations depending on the context, usage, and position...).
?: "Foreigner", in Japanese, usually scornful.
Kanji ain't so hard.
K, open the Character Map (Start+Run, "charmap"), select a Japanese font like MS Mincho or MS Gothic, click Advanced view, choose Character set Unicode if it's not already chosen, choose Group by: All, scroll down, enjoy. That simple test should scare the fuck out of anybody who wants to learn C/J/K. It's not that you need to know all of them, you only need some 3000 for Chinese and some 2000 for Japanese (there's the rare and technical ones which you'll be hoping there's furigana for, otherwise you're screwed), and for each and every one of those 2000 kanji you need to learn the character (which is often made out of others, so it's less work), the strokes and how to write them (which you can usually guess), its 1-4 meanings (which make some sense 5% of the times, and are completely random the other 95%), the ways and words you can use it in, and the gazillion ways to read them (1-10). Multiplying this for 1945 gives me a headache. I can't remember my frigging age, I'd never remember characters like this: 衋. Heh, it has so many strokes you can't even distinguish them with the default font size. All of its strokes become clear (at least 1 pixel between each other) by 230% of the normal size.
<font color="#101010" size="1">[ May 23, 2004 08:24 AM: Message edited by: -Wiseman- ]</font>
<font size="2" face="Verdana,sans-serif">I'd promise you my firstborn child if you did that.Quote:
I'd get to go back in time to centuries 4-8 and appear to be a prophet to the Japanese, and tell the Emperors the Kanji? are evil gaijin? characters, and they must use this very simple alphabet some Roman guys invented for great justice.
Meh, maybe i'm more willing to work towards something.... *notices the revision he needs to do* It's a fair trade off.
What if we all spoke in an extremely simple, straightforward, grammar-easy, order-friendly, universal language with phonetic writing with simple, logical characters made out of a single stroke, and protocol in human communication with 4 levels of politeness was clearly defined in a standard?